One of the biggest compliments one could receive in any profession is being described as “influential.” Each year Time magazine puts out a 100 Most Influential List and the publication throws a party to commemorate its most highly anticipated issue – I just made that up.

While you don’t have to be a fan of those on the list, it’s essential that everyone named on the list is relevant and has a thriving career.

E.L. James, Adele, and Tim Tebow had a huge year. Jeremy Lin, Kristin Wiig and Ron Paul also got some shine, but folks like Chelsea Handler? I don’t care how many shows she has on television, the b!tch seems like a nightmare and the only thing she influences me to do is change the channel.