If you listen to Ke$ha‘s music you’d know that she likes to hook up and that she wants “only one thing from you” and she doesn’t care if you fall for her cause it’s not gonna work. So my question is, who’s falling for her? Lesbians wouldn’t be attracted to this mess and heterosexual men wouldn’t either. I take it that she bangs closet cases. Makes sense.

Ke$ha isn’t fat and she’s not hideous, she just doesn’t know how to dress.

Ke$ha’s also like 6 feet tall in person, so I’m thinking she should go for clothes that make her look thinner instead of stocky, which should be easy to accomplish considering that she isn’t fat or short. A long dress would work wonders on her. Don’t get high before putting outfits together!

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