Sometimes, people pull crap that writes itself. And in this case, it might just be best for you to read Diane Story’s words for yourself. Diane is Kevin Federline’s aunt, and apparently she pulled inspiration straight from her nephew’s love life. Her $4 e-book, Pop Baby Krissy Doucet, centers around an out-of-work dancer named Keenan Fazio who falls in love with pop star Krissy Doucet. Sound familiar?
K-Fed was famously a backup dancer for pop princess Britney Spears, and they quickly got married and popped out two kids, much to the shocked faces of everyone around. Though we’ll never know if Brit Brit and K-Fed used light bondage, sex toys, and three-ways in the bedroom, that’s just what you get in this novel.
In a blurb from her website, she writes, “The moment Krissy set her sights on Keenan, she knew he was amazing. Choosing him at the club was one of the best decisions of her life. Yet how can she compete with the beautiful Tara Butler, a woman from Keenan’s past who understands his sexual desires? Would sharing Keenan in Tara’s bed be their only option for love?”
If that’s not LOL-worthy enough, Ms. Story also has a contest wherein the winner can get one of Britney and Kevin’s original wedding invitations. Way to be subtle. Doesn’t mean we want to read a story in which “lust and love go hand in hand” when that lust and love is happening between those two. That’s a time in our lives we’d all like to forget.
