President Obama has a lot of problems these days: angry tea partiers, millionaire Mormons gunning for his job…but he probably never thought he’d have to compete for attention with a coked-out has been struggling to make a comeback or a talentless reality “star” who attained fame by getting peed on.
Yup, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian will both soon find themselves under the same roof as the leader of the free world when they share a table at this weekend’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The two infamous trainwrecks were both invited to the annual bash by Fox News, probably so that they can later convince their viewers that the President was in the bathroom ripping lines with LiLo all night.
I kid. In reality, no one has any friggin’ clue why Fox invited these two flunkies, but rest assured, they’ll be kept a safe distance from the important people. “No way,” said a source involved with the event when asked by TMZ if the ladies had a shot at meeting the Pres. “The President almost never mingles with the guests.” There may be some hope for the future of democracy, yet.