Melissa Gorga of The Real Housewives of New Jersey says that her song “How Many Times” is about Joe Gorga. Joe is the midget sex addict who says that he’ll die of poison in his body if he doesn’t have sex with his wife at least once multiple times every day. Melissa lives a life of luxury, because she married up, like all of the Housewives do before their homes are foreclosed upon.

She’s also the mother of three children and she’s singing about how Joe has always been there for her or something in her new single. I couldn’t make it through half of this song because we’d like to know how many times she says “How many times”. Melissa’s songs are always embarrassingly bad. Jump in to hear her awful new song!