Monthly Archives: May 2012

Adam Levine: “Yoga is Good For Sex”

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We already shared some excerpts from Adam Levine’s recent Details magazine interview, but more quotes came out today and they’re even better than the last batch. We hope you’re sitting down for some of these revelations: Adam enjoys sex and isn’t that crazy about Christina Aguilera. Gasp!

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On X-Tina: “We butted heads a little in the beginning. I had sympathy for her being the only girl, though, so I laid off. Blake has a charming way of bickering with her, but I can’t pull that off. We’re totally cool now.”

On Yoga: “You know what yoga’s good for? I’ll tell you what yoga is good for: Fuuuu-k-ing” The interviewer adds that he “chimed” that last word in a “sing-song falsetto.” Guess ya had to be there.

Allow me to offer my unsolicited two cents, here. 1. I don’t believe that Adam and Christina are friendly. People who actually get along never feel the need to say they’re “totally cool now.” 2. Why are vegans and yoga enthusiasts and various other hippies always trying to push their lifestyle choices by talking about sex? We all have genitals, guys. Maybe crossing his legs on a mat turned Adam into a male pornstar, but for 20 years Mick Jagger lived on a steady diet of cocaine and more cocaine and he seemed to do just fine.

(Photo: Details)

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Rihanna: Naked for Esquire UK

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At this point, Rihanna should just give up on the whole music thing. She’s been selling sex for so long that’s hardly newsworthy that she stripped down for Esquire UK, but we’re bringing you the pics anyway, and we probably won’t hear many complaints.

Rihanna topless, Esquire

Rihanna looks hot, as usual, but she’s been going down this road for so long the only way she could shock us would be a sex tape involving Chris Brown, a little person, and a pogo stick. Apparently, there’s a product tie-in here, as RiRi’s new fragrance is called Nude. Whatever. Look, Ri, we have no problem with you staying in the spotlight by taking off your clothes, but we wish you’d stop desperately justifying your own nudity. Just announce that you’re a professional naked person and be done with it.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Moving In Together!

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Kim Kardashian has never been one to take things slow, and her relationship with Kanye West is no exception. TMZ reports that Kim and Kanye are both selling their LA homes so that they can rent a house together.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Cannes

Kim’s hoping to get $5 million for her mansion. No word on Kanye’s asking price, but it’s sure to be equally if not more outrageous. So what features are the couple looking for in their new home? Privacy! Sources say they’re looking for a house set far back on a gated lot.

Yup, Kim and Kanye are suddenly concerned with privacy. Apparently, you need total seclusion to call the paparazzi on yourself or film a sex tape to leak online.

(Photo: Pacific Coast news)

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Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy: Dating!

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There have been quite a few completely random couples as of late, but perhaps none more unexpected than this one. Us Weekly reports that Mary-Kate Olsen, 25, is dating Olivier Sarkozy, 42 year-old brother of French president Nicolas Sarkozy.

Mary-Kate Olsen Red Carpet

"It's true, they're dating, and she's definitely interested in him," says a source close to Olsen. The tipster claims the pair have been together for about a month and are "head over heels" for one another.

We guess the age difference isn't so extreme, especially by Hollywood standards. What makes this pairing so random is just the fact that it's an Olsen twin and the brother of the French president. Hey, maybe if Nicolas' marriage doesn't work out, they can hook him up with Ashley. The world could use an Olsen first lady.

(Photo: Pacific Coast News)

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Katy Perry: No Makeup Backstage Photo Revealed

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We’ve already seen Katy Perry without makeup, but it was a grainy amateur shot probably posted against her will to Russell Brand‘s Twitter. This time, we have Katy preparing for a performance and smiling for the cameras. The result is very different.

Katy Perry no makeup photo

Whereas last time, Katy’s fans were shocked to find out how much of her hotness is painted on, this time she’s looking like a real natural beauty. Granted, this is a still from Katy’s new tour movie, so she still has the benefit of professional lighting and photography, but still…she’s lookin’ good!

The film, Part of Me, will be shown in theaters in 3D. Katy recently spoke about the experience with Ellen DeGeneres, saying, “When you see the film, it’s a bit scary because there’s a lot of shots of me bloated with zits and normal. I think it’s important to start breaking down the idea that to achieve your dream you always have to be perfect or flawless or live in a fantasy world.”

Well, I guess showing the world your zits in 3D is one way to achieve that. Kudos, Kate.
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Mark Zuckerberg: Worth Drops $5 Billion Since Priscilla Chan Marriage

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Prior to Facebook’s initial public offering, there was speculation that Mark Zuckerberg’s longtime girlfriend Priscilla Chan might just be in it for the cash. Those fears have largely been put to rest not only by the fact that she held on so long before making it official, but also because she doesn’t seem bothered by the fact that her new husband’s worth is rapidly plummeting.

Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan on Honeymoon

We won’t get into issues of overzealous underwriters and insider trading allegations here, but suffice it to say, Facebook’s public offering hasn’t gone quite as planned, and the company’s worth has dropped an astonishing $25 billion off its valuation in the past week. Mark is still worth more than you and I will earn in our next 30 lifetimes, but his business’ rapidly falling stock prices have gotta be cause for concern.

Of course, you’d never know that from the honeymoon photos of the happy new couple. From the looks of things, it’s all good in Priscilla and Zuck world. Naturally, there’s been speculation that the timing of the marriage was planned so as to protect Mark’s assets, but we’re confident Priscilla will be well taken care of no matter what happens.

(Photo: Pacific Coast News)

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Jenelle Evans: Pregnant Again?

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Yup, you read that headline correctly: Jenelle Evans may soon have another child to neglect. Ok! magazine reports that Teen Mom 2 star claim they have reason to believe she’s pregnant again.

Jenelle Evans and Son

Jenelle has reportedly gained 20 pounds since announcing her engagement to Gary Head. “She’s so irresponsible, it wouldn’t surprise me if she’s pregnant,” says one source. “Gary loves Jace, and it wouldn’t be shocking if he wanted a sibling for him and a child of his own.”

The really sad part of this is that Jenelle recently turned 20, so she’s no longer eligible for further Teen Mom stardom. MTV is probably planning a spin-off just for her. Get ready, for Early 20s Mentally Unstable Drug Addict Mom, coming this fall. And if that doesn’t work out, she can always just leak more nude photos.

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Mila Kunis Weight Gain Photos: Is It For a Role?

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Mila Kunis will never be fat, but the usually super-svelte actress is rockin’ a little more padding than we’re used to these days.

Mila Kunis fat

That’s Mila on the set of Blood Ties in New York yesterday, and I’m just gonna assume that she packed on the extra pounds for her role in the film, because there’s no way Mila would allow herself to beef up like this after going on about how easy it is to lose weight. That would be like if John Travolta belonged to a religion that claimed it could “cure” homosexuality and then everyone found out he was…oh, wait.

But hey, it’s cool that Mila’s so committed to her craft that she’s willing to put on a few pounds, we just hope it’s temporary, because she doesn’t do thick well. Not an ounce went to her boobs.

(Photo: WENN)

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