Natalie Portman appears to have lost all of the weight that she gained when she accidentally got pregnant, and Benjamin Millepied has been doing some losing of his own. Check out that man’s head! His receding hairline is becoming a joke. Benny should consider shaving off the hair he has left, and soon.

Portman’s husband retired from ballet dancing and does some choreographer work, but he moved from New York to Los Angeles because that’s where his wife works. He sacrificed his thriving dancing career to take walks with his kid and be a stay at home parent, so I don’t think it’s right for me to call him a gold digger anymore. But I will make fun of Benjamin’s melon head and that pretty little face of his. No wonder he became a ballerina.