The Metropolitan Museum’s annual Costume Institute ball is known as the Oscars of the East Coast for good reason. It’s a chance for Hollywood’s biggest names to strut their stuff on the red carpet and, like the Oscars, part of the fun is pointing out the embarrassing fashion faux pas. This year, everyone from fashion editors to anonymous Internet commenters have decided to send a message to Kristen Stewart and Kate Upton: “WTF were you thinking?”

K-Stew got over her recent foot injury long enough to walk the carpet, but judging from her shoes, she’s not yet ready to take the bandages off. I guess you’ve gotta admire Kristen’s guts for attending one of the year’s classiest events looking like she raided Snooki‘s closet, but the effect is ruined when you remember that the bizarre multi-colored nightmare probably cost more than you make in a year.

As for Kate, well, prior to this post, I didn’t think it was possible for Kate Upton to look bad, but there’s the proof. She looks like a disco ball somehow managed to grow scary caterpillar eyebrows. Of course, that’s not to say that Kate can’t be forgiven. We all make mistakes and if she wants someone to consult with her on her next major fashion decision, she should give me a call. I’d gladly watch her try stuff on.

(Photos: WENN, Pacific Coast News)