Because this isn’t going away any time soon, you might as well learn all about Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian’s mess of a divorce proceeding. Kris is determined to bring the queen of the Kardashian trifecta to trial, even though she wants to settle things quietly. 

A friend of Kris says that he just wants the real truth about their marriage to come out, and will go to trial so that she’ll have to answer a lot of questions about their relationship under oath. “Kim and her lawyer are trying to bully Kris into a settlement and that isn’t going to happen,” the source says. “The only way that this case won’t go to trial is if Kim publicly apologizes to Kris and admits that she only married him for television ratings…Kris is ready to fight and he has said that Kim should ‘bring it on.’”

Wow! I just had the most brilliant idea! Kim really should “bring it on.” Cheerleader outfits will be involved, maybe a musical score. There will be some really epic dialogue that teenage girls will forever repeat when they want to turn the b!tch dial up. Might as well make this stuff entertaining, instead of super-repetitive.