Jessica Simpson has a lot to smile about. Not only did she recently give birth to a baby girl and successfully convince her fiance to name the kid Maxwell, she also reportedly fetched a cool $800,000 for the first baby photos.

So here she is – the almost million dollar baby. Cute kid, but the way Jess blew up during up her pregnancy, we were expecting her to give birth to a linebacker. So it's a little disappointing to find out that Maxwell is a normal, healthy baby, but we'll still enjoy the inevitable drama of mom's attempts to lose the post-pregnancy pounds.

Not surprisingly, Jessica says "Life has completely changed" since giving birth. “From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything!” says the new mom. And yes, she's breastfeeding, so she still hasn't had that Scotch she's been thinking of for nine months. Hang in there, Jess!