Nadya Suleman’s porn shoot began over the weekend and Nadya explains that she had a great time. Octomom previously said that she would never do porn, but she’s masturbating in her new pornos and still says that she “won’t touch another person” when doing adult films.

“My first shoot was amazing. I don’t think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. They were so patient and willing to teach me.”

Nadya says that she looked “so glamorous.” The mother of 14 claims “For the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I’m very excited for it to come out! Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined.”

I hope this is true, but you know Nadya was prompted to say this crap. I’d love for her to become less awkward and more sexually confident, but she signed on to do porn as a last resort and I don’t think the experience was as transformative in a positive way as she’d like us to believe.

She plans to buy her family a new house with the money, but we already this chick is delusional! What will she do next?