The Facebook IPO opened up today and Mark Zuckerberg is worth 20 BILLION DOLLARS. Mark’s unattractive longtime girlfriend Priscilla Chan is worth, well, sh!t. Mark and Priscilla have been dating for around 7 or more years, they aren’t officially engaged and they have no children together yet they remain dedicated to each other. Mark and Priscilla have date nights because Mark is so busy with Facebook that Priscilla made sure that they spend time together as a couple.

Mark and Priscilla live together and are pretty much inseparable, but that doesn’t mean that they didn’t ever separate!

CNN has dug up footage from 2005 when Mark says “I just spent the last week in a relationship with a girl who I broke up with a week before.”

Zuckerberg was musing about how to define a “complicated” relationship, which is a relationship status that Facebook users can select to display on their profiles.

CNN reports that Priscilla and Mark “had a few time-outs along the way. David Kirkpatrick’s book The Facebook Effect refers to “a student at Berkeley” whom Zuckerberg dated during his first summer in California.”

Interesting!!!!!!

SMH at The Zuck and Priscilla. I’ll just go ahead and assume that Mark has some eyesight problems going on, or trouble getting it up.