At this point, Rihanna should just give up on the whole music thing. She’s been selling sex for so long that’s hardly newsworthy that she stripped down for Esquire UK, but we’re bringing you the pics anyway, and we probably won’t hear many complaints.
Rihanna looks hot, as usual, but she’s been going down this road for so long the only way she could shock us would be a sex tape involving Chris Brown, a little person, and a pogo stick. Apparently, there’s a product tie-in here, as RiRi’s new fragrance is called Nude. Whatever. Look, Ri, we have no problem with you staying in the spotlight by taking off your clothes, but we wish you’d stop desperately justifying your own nudity. Just announce that you’re a professional naked person and be done with it.