Catalina Clouser is a 19 year-old mother who has a 5-week old son. She spent the night getting drunk and high with friends and then she strapped her baby into his car seat, put him on the roof of her car, forgot that he was there and then drove off.

Someone saw the car seat in the intersection and came to the rescue, along with another neighbor. The police say that the pothead mother didn’t immediately realize what had even happened. “I think that perhaps she got where she was going and realized that she did not have the baby in the car.” The baby is fine and is now in custody of Child Protective Services. Hmmm. Sounds like this chick should send in an audition tape to MTV so she can become the next Teen Mom trainwreck like Jenelle Evans.