Chris Hemsworth still doesn’t do it for me. Now don’t get me wrong, I like ‘em tall and I love them foreign, but I just don’t find him particularly attractive. His brother Liam Hemsworth is so much prettier. Christopher looks like he’d choke me out when he chokes me during sex, and I’m totes not cool with that.
Chris has a bit of a mean meets ‘I just smelled something foul’ look that doesn’t get me going. But Chris is a father and he’s married and successful and rich, so it doesn’t matter what I think of him.
He does have gorgeous eyes and a nice smile though! There’s actually a third Hemsworth brother named Luke and I just looked him up:
Luke has not been gifted in the good genes department like his younger siblings. Tragic! Looking for Luke’s picture wasn’t nearly as much fun as when I stalked out Adam Levine’s gay brother, Michael Levine.