The Jersey Shore cast is simply one big representation of the term “white girl wasted.” Whether it be at a club in Italy, during a booze-fueled brawl at home, or even in broad daylight, they are collectively the Webster-certified definition. According to TMZ and various sources on Twitter, Deena Cortese was arrested for disorderly conduct yesterday afternoon by the Seaside Heights police department. Big surprise.
Deena Nicole pulled a Snooki
She was seen schwasted in the street, dancing and looking hella sloppy when the cops finally busted her. So look out for some dramatic hand-cuffing sequences on Jersey Shore this season! At least she didn’t piss her pants, which I’m actually sort of impressed about.
Oh Deena. My advice? Just do you. Everyone wants to find a career where they can do what they love so they ‘never have to work a day in their lives.’ Obviously, that’s what you have. You’re living, and people are paying you to live like that. Not a bad gig.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
