The Jersey Shore cast is simply one big representation of the term “white girl wasted.” Whether it be at a club in Italy, during a booze-fueled brawl at home, or even in broad daylight, they are collectively the Webster-certified definition. According to TMZ and various sources on Twitter, Deena Cortese was arrested for disorderly conduct yesterday afternoon by the Seaside Heights police department. Big surprise.
Deena Nicole pulled a Snooki
She was seen schwasted in the street, dancing and looking hella sloppy when the cops finally busted her. So look out for some dramatic hand-cuffing sequences on Jersey Shore this season! At least she didn’t piss her pants, which I’m actually sort of impressed about.