Deena Nicole Cortese takes a lot of crap for being the least hot female on a show full of not very hot females. She’s currently filming season 6 of Jersey Shore, and apparently producers decided that the cast should actually go to the beach this season, so Deena went bikini mode for the cameras and…(surprising opinion time) she actually doesn’t look all that bad.
Hear me out: if your average Hollywood actress got papped looking like this you would be justified in telling her to hit the gym, but Deena is no Hollywood actress. Sure, she can probably afford a personal trainer, and we already know she can afford plastic surgery, but she lives in Jersey, not Malibu. She doesn’t make her living from her looks; she makes it by binge drinking and acting like an idiot – so her body looks exactly how it should.
Look, if Deena grosses you out here, then you’ve clearly never been to Jersey. The guys on Shore might be too good to have sex with her now that they’re famous millionaires, but many an average guido would love to give this chick the old smash and dash.
(Photo: Pacific Coast News)