Every grown woman deserves a 23-year-old amateur bodybuilder in her life, even if she has fourteen children and goes by the name Octomom. Nadya Suleman is dating an overly-bronzed dude with a wannabe rapper name (Frankie G), who fits that description. At least she can use his washboard abs to clean all that little kid laundry.

The 36-year-old mother of many has been dating Frankie G for about two months now, after meeting “through church.” Ah yes! The higher matchmaking power/most unbelievable story ever…

It’s come as a bit of a shock for people who expected her to remain celibate until her octuplets turn 18 (she’s already been celibate for 13 years) as she’s mentioned before. But just because she has a boyfriend doesn’t mean she has to have sex with him! There are all sorts of date-like activities they can do together to foster intimacy, like changing dirty diapers or feeding eight toddlers together. You know, just as fun.