The Jersey Shore cast of grown a*s adults has moved back into the Seaside Heights Shore house to film MTV’s most popular reality show. Mike Sorrentino checked into rehab in March for an alleged drinking problem, and Snooki is going to have a baby boy in a few months.
Ronnie and Sammi look like they’re getting along in the photos, and fat Pauly D doesn’t have to be scared of Deena Nicole Cortese attempting to rape him now that she has a boyfriend named Chris Buckner. So Snooks is knocked up, Mike will be sober, Jenny and Roger are probably super serious now and Ronnie and Sam may be on again. Oh, and they’ll still be working at the Shore store t-shirt shop cause millionaires gotta eat!
The cliques and couples in the house this season make for the perfect set up for Vinny Guadagnino and Pauly D to bang each other in the smush room all season, hopefully! Season six could use a gay scandal.