He’s been the star of so many tabloid headlines recently, it’s easy to forget that John Travolta still acts in movies…oh, and that he’s married to a woman. But don’t worry, John was more than happy to remind photographers that he’s a “happily” married man at the premiere of his new film Savages.

That’s John and wife Kelly Preston laying it on a little thick for the cameras in their first public appearance since the start of John’s gay sex scandal. We get it, you two: your marriage is doing fine (despite reports to the contrary), and John totally digs chicks. The effort is certainly there, but you’d think a couple of actors would be able to muster up a better performance than this. Note the obvious avoidance of mouth-to-mouth contact in both shots. Regardless of whether or not John is gay, based on these photos, I’d guess these two haven’t had sex since Bush was in office. The first Bush.

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