Although POTP writer Lil Payne says that Vanessa Paradis is gross, Johnny Depp didn’t think so. They’ve been together for 14 years and have two children together: Lily-Rose, 13, and Jack, 9. But after persistent breakup rumors and a hookup rumor involving an Olsen twin, Johnny’s publicist has finally confirmed that Depp’s relationship with Vanessa is over.

In a statement released to Entertainment Tonight, Johnny’s rep said: “Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.”

Well that’s a unique way of telling the public to f*ck off, making it all about “their children.” I like it!

Johnny moved to LA from France and they haven’t appeared on a red carpet together in a year. He met Vanessa at a hotel bar in Paris. Depp recently told French magazine VSD that living in Paris with Vanessa “has given me everything. A marvelous family and also an equilibrium which I missed enormously.”

In 2010, Vanessa gushed, “I could make an endless list of all the things I admire about him.”