Kim Kardashian is still married and she’s only been dating Kanye West for a few months, but the world’s most famous fame ho isn’t known for thinking things through, so naturally she’s hot to get married and knocked up before her latest divorce is even finalized.

“Kanye says he can’t wait to see her carrying his child,” a source tells Us Weekly. “He says she will look beautiful pregnant.” So how does Kim feel about starting a family with Yeezy? “They are the real deal,” a friend tells the tabloid. “I’ve never seen her like this.”

Of course, there’s a whole lot more about how Kanye “waited for” Kim and how he knows they’re “meant to be.” Hilarious! I can’t get enough of these two trying to portray their relationship as some against-all-odds love story when we all know they’re a couple of whiny narcissists who will only ever love themselves, and who wound up together because no one else would put up with their sh!t. You know they can’t wait to name the kid Kimye and show the delivery live on E!.

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