Kate Upton covers the new issue of GQ and inside the magazine she gives an interview that no one will ever read about growing up in Florida and blah, blah, blah. More importantly, the model strips down for a Terry Richardson photo shoot that takes her career of professional breast exposing to new levels.
Look, no one will ever complain about Kate Upton’s breasts, but it’s getting a little ridiculous how she’s forced to keep finding new and interesting ways to go topless without going topless. I’ll never quite understand why nipples are the difference between GQ and Playboy, but for some reason, that’s the way the world works. And what is it about Terry Richardson that makes the hottest women in Hollywood want to take their clothes off? Have you seen this guy? He looks like he should be circling your local middle school in a van, offering free candy.
For the sake of anyone who wants to pretend they read Kate’s interview, she tells a story about her boobs popping out of her swimsuit while she was on a ride once, then she launches into an explanation of how she has so many Twitter followers because of her boobs. Basically, this chick is as obsessed with her own rack as the rest of us. Good to know.