Feminist nightmare Kelly Clarkson says that she lost weight because she has a boyfriend, Brandon Blackstock, and wants to look good for him. Whenever any celeb sheds pounds, that person gets a magazine cover, a $4 million weight loss deal, or both, so Kelly’s on the cover of UsWeekly.

She says that working out five days a week coupled with a portion-controlled diet led her to shed the excess.

A source says: “Brandon is the first guy ever who tells her how beautiful and sexy she is. She wants to look good for him.” Which basically means two things: It’s been so long that Kelly’s had a man that she forgot that boyfriends are supposed to compliment their girlfriends and vice versa, and she’s gonna morph into a fat b!tch if they break up. Real talk.