Kim Kardashian messed with the wrong dude when she married Kris Humphries. He refused to just get a divorce because he rather have his 72 marriage annulled. He promised to expose Kimmy’s secrets and we’ve heard that she may take the stand.

Hotness can’t save you now, b!tch!

Kris wants the trial to be filmed and there were rumors that it could air on Court TV. If we see any clips on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, you know that shiz would be edited to death!

Kim will be forced to answer questions including why she felt she should keep the $325k Ferrari she was given as a wedding gift after claiming she donated $200k, the cost of her wedding presents, to charity.

“Kris is ready for his deposition to be taken and just wants the truth to get out about what really happened when they were dating and after the wedding.” Meanwhile Kim is “just livid that she has to be deposed.” Muahahahahahaha!