Looks like marriages aren’t the only thing Kim Kardashian can make split up. The reality fame ho sat for an interview with Jimmy Kimmel last night and learned a valuable lesson about the dangers of wearing a skintight dress on live TV.

“About to do Jimmy Kimmel & my whole dress rips! Help!!! Time to sew me in… praying this works!” Kim wrote on Twitter. Because she can’t have a bowel movement without sharing the experience with her 15 million followers, Kim live tweeted the entire crisis with posts like, “Getting my dress sewn up! I think we can make it work…”

Sadly, Kim was somehow able to squeeze her @ss back into the dress which I imagine looked something like re-stuffing a broken sausage casing. So no wardrobe malfunctions this time, but maybe Kim will think twice next time the checkout girl at Lane Bryant suggests she move up a size.