Lady Gaga proved her commitment to her fans yesterday when she continued on with a concert in New Zealand despite being whacked on the head with a giant metal pole. Today, she showed that there’s nothing she won’t share with her Little Monsters when she tweeted the below pic of her epic boo-boo.
“Still remiss if I should go outside, with this clonker I may be of questionable styling,” said Gaga, demonstrating that she lacks vanity, as well as any understanding of what the word “remiss” means. She added, “Thank you so much for all the thoughtful messages. I feel a bit woozy but a little better everyday. Very happy to be in beautiful Australia.”
Gaga reportedly has a concussion, but does not plan on interrupting her tour or missing any dates. Of course she doesn’t. A facial injury is a goldmine for an attention ho like Stefani. If this catches on, she might just start regularly whacking herself in the head for the sake of fashion. Internal bleeding is the new eyeliner, you guys.