As part of her ongoing media blitz to promote…um, the fact that she’s a broke a*s, Octomom Nadya Suleman posed for a series of bikini photos in Miami that somehow look sadder and more desperate than her recent porn debut.
It’s hard to look sexy when you’re sporting the kind of soulless dead-eyed stare that can only be found on a destitute mother of fourteen. That forced half-smile might be enough to convince attendees at a birthday party for eight 2 year-olds that you appreciate the dollar they dropped in your cup on the way in, but it’s not fooling me!
Look, Octo, you want our money, and to be honest we all feel kinda bad for you, despite your desperate famewhoring, but it’s too much. Sex is everywhere on the Internet. Why should we give you money just for passing a baseball team through your vadge (relief pitchers and all)? It might be time to try a different tack and videotape yourself getting picked on by some middle-schoolers. That sorta thing seems to do well these days.
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)