Just hours ago, the Supreme Court made a controversial decision that will dramatically impact the lives of millions of Americans as well as this November’s elections by voting to uphold President Obama’s healthcare act. But all of that is just a distraction from the day’s real news: Octomom is showing us her ta-tas again.

Yes, we finally have the cover of Nadya Suleman’s much-ballyhooed “solo porn” debut. At this point, we’ve all seen more of this woman’s anatomy than her over-worked Ob-GYN, but this might be her saddest/most hilarious reveal yet. Gotta love the “Check out my porn video,” quote that the distributors decided to tack on like a Roger Ebert review. Also, why does this thing even have a cover? Do people actually buy porn from stores still?

Well, the good news is this might be the last bit of Octomom porn promotion we’ll see for a while. Although, she may want to try and cash in on a sequel ASAP. After all, she’s legally required to have healthcare now and I’m guessing diddling yourself on camera doesn’t come with a benefits package.