“Ocotomom” Nadya Suleman is slowly transitioning from national joke to national joke/full-blown porn star, so of course she’s hit the gym and/or been photoshopped within an inch of her life, so that men won’t run screaming at the thought of a certifiably insane mother of 14 taking her clothes off for money.

That’s a photo of Nadya leaked by her porn star “coach” Jessica Drake, who apparently taught Octo the finer points of diddling herself in front of a camera. I like to imagine this in the form of a Rocky-esque training montage.

If you haven’t been keeping track of Nadya’s descent into hooker-dom, the already unfit mother plans to launch her stripper career in Florida next month in preparation for her the release of her “solo masturbation” video. This girl sure knows how to convince child protective services that she’s not the mentally unstable redneck she appears to be.