Men, they’re much more complicated than women. They’re either a-holes or mama’s boys, douche bags or pushovers, hairy with a gorgeous face or packing heat, rich and cheating. It’s hard to choose just one when so much has to be compromised on and taken into consideration.

After being dumped by Sean Penn after moving in with him, Scarlett Johansson has moved onto Nate Naylor, a New York advertising exec with a questionable face. They both went clubbing at The Electric Room in New York recently where Scarlett had to deal with an annoying fan who “just kept throwing his body toward her, dancing wildly, trying to talk to her and get her attention.”

An onlooker tells Star magazine: “He was relentless!”

Johansson was “visibly frustrated” and her man “watched like a deer in headlights.” Scarlett then alerted security and bouncers stepped in to shield her from her idiot fan.

That’s a deal breaker for me. Why date a “man” if he’s going to act like a scared little girl?!