The Situation has finally asked Paula Pickard to be his girlfriend after smushing for years! Jersey Shore castmembers have encouraged Mike to make it official with Paula, but for whatever reason it has taken him years to do so. Paula’s too good for Mike, so it’s good that he decided to get serious before she bailed.
Paula is the only chick that Mike doesn’t get a blowjob from in a bathroom stall and he hasn’t kicked her out in the middle of the night for not having sex with him. She’s the one!
Mike asked Paula to be his girlfriend last week. Meanwhile Ronnie and Sammi are together, Snooki is pregnant and engaged to Jionni LaValle, JWoww’s with Roger and hopefully Pauly and Vinny are openly banging each other on camera cause this season is going to be suck. Merp!
I can’t really wrap my mind around Michael having a steady chick. I like seeing his greasy self lifting his shirt up at da club, running from grenades and trying to get it in with other people’s chicks.