The episode begins with Heather, Aviva and their husbands meeting up for dinner at a restaurant. It’s nice to know that Bravo is casting wives as “Housewives” these days. Heather’s husband is “the son of a very famous Rabbi” and Heather says she’s “Jewish by injection, very proudly!” Heather, the queen of bad timing, tells everyone at the table that Aviva’s ex-husband slept with both LuAnn and Sonja. The revelation actually wasn’t as awkward as it could have been. “He’s an impressive guy,” Heather’s husband says, making light of the news.
Aviva and Ramona talk about how aggresive Ramona can be but they manage not to talk shit about her which was really refreshing. Maybe they really won’t become mean girls?
Ramona and LuAnn meet up at a Central Park to hash out their issues, but Ramona isn’t someone that you can hash out an issue with because she’s batsh!t crazy. Ramona tells LuAnn “Everyone knows you’re never home with your children.” Um, ouch!!!!!!!!
LuAnn says that she’s being bullied by Ramona and that Ramona has spies in the Hamptons. Ramona accuses LuAnn of being a liar. Mid-argument, Ramona starts talking about her manicure. Moments later they’re fighting again when they should just both move on.
Carole is dating a musician named Russ who tours with Aerosmith. They have an open relationship which Aviva says is “so cool!” Aviva looks like she’s getting turned on just hearing about it. Carole wants a man “whose obsessed with me emotionally, intellectually and sexually and if he can support himself, that’s a bonus.”
Carole meets up with Russ Irwin, her musician boyfriend and he’s pretty cute. They both drive around Times Square and I think they’re more like friends who f*ck instead of two people in a committed relationship. Carole justifies her f*ckship by claiming that she really enjoys “missing someone.” She’s such a damn groupie, giggling as Russ plays some of his new music.
Ramona and Aviva meet up to talk about LuAnn and Ramona agrees to “not engage” with LuAnn. Ramona says that LuAnn “needs to get a job!” Ramona had no clue that she is so harsh! Watching episodes of the show for the past few years hasn’t given her any insight and the alcohol she excessively drinks doesn’t mellow her out either.
Sonja was presenting at the GLAAD Awards, but when she’s supposed to come out to speak to the crowd, she’s backstage and doesn’t hear her name being called! Wow.
Overall, I hate to say it, but there wasn’t enough fighting this episode. I was pretty bored.