Rielle Hunter’s new book might rival Fifty Shades of Grey in terms of things that make you go WTF?! Yesterday, we learned that she basically called the deceased woman whose husband she stole a b!tch, and today we find out that the book is packed with the kind of “sexy” details that help move millions of copies (or would if we were talking about a romance novel and not a memoir by a colosally effed-up psychopath).

“A moment came while we were talking when something clicked and I surrendered. I took off my teacher hat, let go of all my resistance to him and let him lead,” Hunter writes.

“And lead he did. He led me toward the most extraordinary night of my life. There was a lot of talk, a lot of laughter and zero sleep.”

I’m surprised the cover of this thing doesn’t have Edwards wearing a Fabio wig and carrying Hunter up the stairs of a castle. Don’t worry, Rielle continues to prove how certifiably crazy she is by breaking away from the boudoir action to slip in one more diss on Edward’s dead wife. “He said he found me refreshing and couldn’t believe how easy I was to talk to. He also told me I was the first person in his life that gave him energy instead of taking it.”