Snooki appeared on Good Morning America this morning where she revealed that she and her midget fiance Jionni LaValle have already picked out a baby name for her future "short and tan" son. Snooki would name a girl "Giada," but she's pregnant with a boy.

"I think we're going to do 'Lorenzo. Because then you can call him 'Enzo."

At least Nicole is remaining true to her public persona of being an idiot. Nicole knows that saying that she wants to name her son a certain name "because then you can call him Enzo" is retarded, which is exactly why she said it!

She then explained why she isn't drinking.

"Pregnant people shouldn't be in a bar. All my friends are like, 'you can have a glass of wine.' I'm like, 'No.' I refuse because I'm going to be that person that has a glass of wine and [the] baby comes out with three legs."

Snooks says that she'll show her son her Jersey Shore footage and say "This is what mommy did. Learn from her mistakes." It doesn't matter if Snooki shows her kid Shore episodes or not, her drunken antics are the worst of her kid's problems. Try getting laid when you're a dude who doesn't grow past 5 feet tall.

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