Snooki is pretty much the queen of TMI, so it’s pretty amazing that she got this far into her pregnancy without offering any cringe-inducing revelations about her changing body. Well, the days of being blissfully unaware of Snooks’ pregnant sex life are now gone and after reading her latest interview with Us Weekly, I’d give anything to have my ignorance back.

“I’ll be having sex in my dream — and when I wake up, I’m actually having sex. Jionni’s like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping,” she told the magazine. ”I read your baby can feel your orgasm. What does he think it is? Does he see, like rainbows and unicorns?”

It gets worse. She went on to say, “The baby is probably horny. That little creep. [During sex] he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’” Yup, these are the thoughts that go through Snooki’s head while she’s gettin’ it in. She pretty much just wondered aloud if her unborn baby is DTF.

Snickers also revealed that she and Jionni LaValle have a strict set of rules about the mixing of booze and babies: “If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the child. We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!” In other words, Snooki doesn’t plan on seeing her kid until he’s 30. Probably for the best.