Well, it looks like while one Cyrus is getting hitched, another is getting ditched. Actress Brenda Song has finally come to her senses and parted ways with the tattooed emo scarecrow known as Trace Cyrus.
Though the couple never made sense to anyone with eyesight, they dated for over a year and were the subject of several wedding and pregnancy rumors. Obviously, the shocking thing here is not that these two called it quits, but that Brenda – a smoking hot actress with a career on the rise – spent a year of her life with a dude who’s most famous for being the brother of Hannah Montana and who looks like something from a Tim Burton fever dream.
Obviously, Brenda spent the last 12 months under the influence of the world’s most powerful roofie and Trace has just been propping her up and dragging her to public events Weekend at Bernie’s-style. We can only assume that since regaining consciousness, she’s been in the shower with a Brillo pad and a bucket of bleach. Picture the most shameful one-night stand you’ve ever had. Now imagine it went on for a year. Now you know how Brenda Song feels.