Nicole Polizzi’s “nude” photos leaked and it was one of the most anti-climatic stories of the year considering that she has more clothes on than women in bikinis do. You can’t see a damn thing because all of her photos are censored, and weird for that matter. Is this what meatball porn looks like? A robe, really?

I consider Snooki’s naked pictures leak as scandalous as Deena Corese’s drunken arrest and the boys of Jersey Shore getting into a fight in a club the same weekend of all this hype.

MTV is trying hard to keep us interested in a show that features a cast of millionaires in their late 20s and early 30s “working” at a t-shirt store for minimum wage and clubbing every night because they’re contractually obligated to. We’ve seen more of Snooki’s nipples and kookah on nearly every Shore episode for years, just like JWoww’s nipples.