At this point, most of us have gotten used to the idea of Ashton Kutcher boning Mila Kunis. (Hell, I figured they were going at it back in their 70s Show days.) But for Demi Moore the thought of these two attractive A-listers rubbin’ up on each other remains the stuff of nightmares.

“Demi is devastated that Ashton has moved on so quickly and is dating Mila,” a source tells Radar Online. “She is beyond heartbroken.” From there, the anonymous insider attempts to explain more but ends up making less and less sense:

“Even though Ashton cheated on her all the time, it was with random girls, it wasn’t a relationship like it is with Mila and that is what is killing Demi now.” Wait a minute, Ashton cheated on Demi all the time while they were married, but she’s pissed that he’s dating someone now that they’re divorced? I’m calling shenanigans. If the source said that Demi is pissed because Mila can do way better, maybe I’d believe it. We all feel that way.

(Photo: Pacific Coast News)