Kate Upton covers the latest issue of GQ Italia, and the accompanying photo shoot has us wondering: how do you say "Dayum!" in Italian?

The amazing thing is, Kate is wearing way more fabric than we're accustomed to, and she's still impossible to look away from. She's never gone full nude, but she's come mighty close a number of times, most memorably when she gyrated in a barely there bikini for Terry Richardson. Now Kate seems intent on showing that she can turn heads while (almost) fully clothed.

Remember when that chick tried to drum up attention for her eating disorder website by trying to convince us Kate is fat? Yeah…that chick is dumb.