Oh good. Kendall Jenner and Kylie are on the September cover of Seventeen magazine. I was starting to get concerned there, thinking that we could go through a few weeks without some Kardashians whoring themselves out for publicity.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner's ghostwriter should be done with the wannabe Twilight books he's writing, but they currently don't have anything specifically to promote.

These are the young women that girls and tweens are looking up to. It's so comforting! What do 14 and 16 year-old wealthy spoiled brats and pseudo celebs have to say in their interview?

"We go on lots of adventures. We do crazy stuff! We do what we want to do. We're just like, 'Let's make it happen! That sounds so fun!'"

Kris Jenner – she's the reason why birth control was invented. It's a shame she didn't use it. Too much?