Kristen Stewart: Breast Implants at Comic-Con?

Kristen Stewart was at Comic-Con to promote Breaking Dawn Part 2, but fans and tabloids are more concerned with what’s going on in KStew’s blouse than what’s coming out of her mouth.

Kristen Stewart: Boob Job?

These things always start the same way: someone noticed that Kristen looked a little bustier than usual, which led to rumors that she got breast implants, which led to one of the classier tabloids interviewing a plastic surgeon who confirms that she definitely had a boob job. Your turn, Star magazine. “Her breasts have gone from what looked like a large A cup to a large B cup,” some random doctor tells the tabloid. “While this might be the result of a new, state-of-the-art bra, it’s most likely the result of a breast augmentation.”

If Kristen really did pay for a boob job, she got ripped off. A cup to B cup? That’s like upgrading from a Honda Accord to a Civic. What’s the difference? Say what you will about KStew, but she’s smart enough not blow her money on the world’s tiniest boob job, when she could be saving it for important things like weed.

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