I will never tire of poking fun at Kristen Stewart’s facial expressions and I never shall until she gets another one. It’s that simple. The Twilight actress is the face of ’s new perfume, Florabotanica, and her ad campaign for the fragrance has just been released. It’s…awkward.

She looks uncomfortable and vacant and creepy and a bit waterlogged, IMHO. So what else is new? She still looks gorgeous, but she also looks like she doesn’t have a soul. Go figure.

We don’t have audio of her interview with WWD, so we can’t judge her enthusiasm completely, but she seems pretty into her new gig, or much better at hiding her true feelings. She told the magazine that it’s art, darling.

“Even though, yes, it’s an ad and we’re selling a fragrance,” she says, “I don’t want to sound pretentious–but I want to be part of this art project.” Well, someone’s trying to be James Franco. Unfortunately, pretension is a bit of a side effect.