Lindsay Lohan is easily confused. She just finished shooting Liz and Dick in which she portrays screen legend Elizabeth Taylor. She hasn’t acted in a while, so it seems she’s started believing she’s actually Hollywood royalty, which of course explains why she fell for a guy named James Deen. I’m kidding…she heard dude is a male porn star and figured he probably has a giant wang.
Yes, Linds has found a new low to sink to by dating a male porn star. C’mon, Linds! Take a tip from the dudes in Hollywood – you bang porn stars, you don’t take them out in public! Lindsay and James were spotted hanging out at a bar in Santa Monica last night. They entered and left separately in an attempt to throw off the paparazzi, but they kinda screwed the pooch by then leaving in the same car. Whoops.
Well, James Deen…if that is your real name, you may think you’ve encountered every kind of disease known to man during your time in the porn biz, but you never tangoed with the Lohan vadge before. May God have mercy on your soul.
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