Nadya Suleman began dating a 23 year-old fame whore named Frankie G. It was her first relationship in like 40 years and it looked promising! A single mother of 14 is dating a man young enough to be her son, what could possibly go wrong?

Sources say that Octomom and Frankie broke up after three months of dating. Nadya is the one who dumped her boyfriend who wants a reality show "because she has way too much on her plate right now and just can't make time for a serious relationship."

Um, okay! I guess this is what happens when you've been celibate for over a decade and just learned how to pleasure the hell out of yourself. I always say 'Once you know how to pleasure yourself, a man just becomes an ornament.'