When it comes to the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal, I don't think that Kristen and Rupert Sanders only made out in a car once. That's bullsh!t. It's the way she'd want to spin the story, natch, but I'm not buying it. I think Kristen and Rupert were f*cking and I did hear one rumor that Kristen and Rupert slept in the same hotel room together.

Regardless of how far Kristen took her fling with her married 41 year-old director, she's embarrassed Robert Pattinson forever. It sounds like all the rumors about Robert loving Kristen more than she does him and him wanting to marry her are true. Kristen didn't have Patsy on the brain when she was doing her homewrecking.

So what now? Stay together?

There's absolutely no reason for Robert to remain with Kristen regardless of her soul-baring apology. Considering what she did, there's no way that they'll remain together long-term based upon her desire to whore out and Rob's preference for monogamy.

One thing's for certain, don't expect Pattinson to become the next Russell Brand or Alexander Skarsgard. Rob isn't your typical Hollywood actor and it's highly unlikely that he'll be running around spreading his seed. Rob, millions of people around the world want you to GTFO! Do it.