I don't know much about Ryan Lochte other than he's hot and desperately wants to have sex with me. That's all I need to know! I may oblige, but it depends on how many medals he wins in London. Olympian Ryan Lochte is like Michael Phelps, only more Greek God and less "special needs" looking.

Lochte has three gold Olympic medals, two silvers and one bronze. He beat Phelps in the 200-meter backstroke and 400-meter individual medley races during the 2012 Olympic trials. Phelps dropped out of the 200 freestyle race but is expected to do well in London, just like he smashed records in Beijing.

Ryan is an exceptional athlete as well but lives in Phelps' shadow in some respects. Hey Ryan, there's no need to get upset about it. I'm sure we'll both figure out a few dozen ways to make you feel better.

DO YOU THINK RYAN LOCHTE IS HOT?