And this is why when some people have asked me, “What do you think about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes getting divorced?” I answer ‘I don’t give a sh!t, actually!’ These two folks have just murdered the dreams of bloggers across the world by having a very peaceful, very brief split minus more rampant anti-Scientology stories!
Less than two weeks after Katie Holmes filled for divorce, one of the most famous couples in Hollywood has already settled their divorce. Gawd these two are boring! Give me drama, a-holes!
Katie’s lawyer says: “This case has been settled and the agreement has been signed. We are thrilled for Katie and her family and are excited to watch as she embarks on the next chapter of her life.”
Many believed that things would get brutal because Katie wanted sole custody of Suri Cruise and Tom wanted to make sure that he has “meaningful, significant” contact with his daughter.
Katie’s lawyer said that he thanks Tom’s counsel “for their professionalism and diligence that helped bring about this speedy resolution.”
Why aren’t my breakups this simple?!