Apparently 'You're not supposed to be single and sh!t' when you're a Scientologist. You can quote me on that, with the expletive. The Church of Scientology doesn't believe in shacking up, its members are in favor of marriage. I personally don't think that Tommy should ever marry again, considering his track record and public image, but rumor has it that the Church has already picked out a new woman to make him wanna jump on another couch.

It's rumored that the Church of Scientology paired Cruise up with Katie Holmes and now they've picked out another new victim for Tom. Yolanda Pecoraro is a devout Scientologist, and a beautiful actress. Her mother is from Nicaragua and her father is Italian.

Yolanda has been taking Scientology courses since she was 13 years old. A source tells The Enquirer that Tom's divorce was an embarrassment to the church and "they want to stabilize the situation quickly." By getting Tom married to a Scientologist shortly after Katie?!

Sigh. Don't make me go there.