If you spent the summer quietly singing “Call Me Maybe” under your breath to the extreme annoyance of your friends and loved ones then you’ll be happy to hear that Carly Rae Jepsen’s new album, Kiss, is set for release on September 18. That may seem a long way off for you Carly-philes, but we have the newly released cover art to hold you over til then.
Not bad, eh? I’m a firm believer that Carly’s hotness is underrated. My theory is that because of her youthful looks, teen-pop sound, and the fact that she’s a protege of Justin Bieber, a lot of people think that she’s underage. Fortunately, I always do my pervy research on this sort of thing and it turns out Carly actually turns 27 in November.
So, yeah…you can watch Carly’s alleged sex tape without fear of ending up on some FBI watchlist (even though the girl in the vid is almost certainly not Carly). I mean, this photo is okay, but if C-Rae really wants to drum up some publicity for her new album, she should release all those nude pics she’s storing on her cell phone. Just sayin’.